Can someone remind me why I didn't pursue graphic design?

I found the best sign ever outside my building.  This humanoid appears to have ninja turtle feet for hands, very pointy shoes, a disproportionate and oddly shaped head, no visible neck and a chin that would make Jay Leno's look small.  I want to shake the hand of the graphic designer that did the artwork.  If one can make a career out of doodling - I'm so in.